Recently, the Statesman’s Blotter headlines have provided me with a few chuckles. I don’t intend to make light of the actual crimes – at all – just the headlines.
The above man, bearing a strong resemblance to David Cross (aka. Tobias Funke), apparently entered a bank and demanded money. The bank gave it to him. Is it really that simple? Then, there was the story of two men stealing socks and a chicken from Wal Mart in Cedar Park. Look at those ready-for-myspace mug shots! Next, was a story involving a carnival worker. Not a funny story.